Over the past weekend, so much of yours truly’s free time was spent VF-ing (“veefing”).
I have now come to a most fearsome point where I cast Virtua Fighter‘s video game characters, in my dream movie.
Akira Yuki – Jason Scott Lee
Jason played Bruce Lee in Dragon, the latter’s biographical film, plus they have same compact body structure. Second choice is Paolo Montalban, who played Kung-Lao in Mortal Kombat: Conquest.
Pai Chan – Ming-Na Wen
She played Chun Li in Street Fighter, plus she looks good fighting in a cheongsam. Second choice is Kelly Hu, who stars in the TV action series Martial Law and could also kick some serious butt.
Jacky Bryant – Linden Ashby
He has the speed, agility and arrogance down pat, but they have to put a bucketful of mousse on his hair to make it all spiky. Second choice is James Marsden, because he and Jacky have the same facial features and he is good as a blustery macho-yet-softie type.
Sarah Bryant – Sarah Michelle Gellar
She already has the kick-ass Buffy moves and the blonde good looks. Second choice is Bridget Wilson, who played Sonya Blade in Mortal Kombat.
Kage-Maru – Steven Seagal
Although he isn’t Oriental like Kage, Seagal and the Shadow Warrior are alike in an AWFUL LOT of ways – the chiseled features, the ponytail, the close-in fighting technique. Second choice is Byron Mann, Ryu in Street Fighter, but he looks too “suavely handsome” for the part.
Lau Chan – Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
He is used to playing Big Bad Grand Master parts, as he was Shang-Tsung in Mortal Kombat.
Wolf Hawkfield – The Rock
Gargantuan yet kinda sweet pro wrestler. Need I say more?
Jeffry McWild – Michael Clarke Duncan
Another big sweet lug, this time a family man. Big Mike has the part down pat.
Master Shun Di – Victor Wong
He played Grandpa in the 3 Ninjas movies, plus he already has the Drunken Master slurrish sort of – voice.
Lion Rafale – Orlando Bloom
Rebellious, hot and fairly young. He had all that training in LOTR and Lion’s Torou-ken would surely look good with his acquired elven grace. Hubba.
Aoi Umenokoji – Zhang Ziyi
Schoolgirl Aoi is young, pretty and spirited, plus she’s the love interest of the series hero Akira. Sounds like a made-to-order role for the Double Z.
Lei-Fei – Jet Li
The dour demeanor and the ability to kick ass even in bothersome Shaolin robes and capes, plus he looks good without hair as seen in the many Once Upon A Time in China movies.
Vanessa Lewis – Halle Berry
She played Storm in X-Men and looked okay with white hair, but as Vanessa she has to buff up.
To make our dream package complete, it is either Ang Lee (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) or John Woo (Face/Off, Mission: Impossible II) for director.
Theme song definitely by Korn.